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Funny Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up

These funny duck jokes will make you laughs so hard

1. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.

2. What did the duck say when she dropped the dishes? "I hope I didn't quack any!

3. What is storytime called when you read to ducklings? Ducktales.

4. What do ducks carry their school books in? Quack-packs!

5. What do you call a crate full of ducks? A box of quackers.

6. What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape!

7. What’s a chick’s go-to soda? Peepsi.

8. What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole!

9. What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.

10. Why does a duck say quack? Because it can't say moo.

11. What’s a duckling’s favorite game? Beakaboo!

12. What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber ducky!

13. What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula!

14. What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn.

15. What do physics ducks say? Quark, quark.

16. What do you call a crazy duck? A wacky duck!

17. Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.

18. Where do ducks go when they are sick? The ducktor’s office.

19. Who stole the soap? The robber ducky.

20. Why do ducks never grow up? Because they grow down.

21. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker!

22.. What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-sedo!

23. How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck.

24. What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs? It lays scrambled eggs.

25. What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker!

26. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? An eggplant!

27. What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes? He quacks up!

28. What’s a duck always order with its Chinese food? An eggroll.

29. Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside!

30. Most ducks live in what state? Duckota.

31. What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks? A firequacker!

32. Why don’t ducks like reading directions? They prefer to wing it.

33. What did the detective duck say to his partner? I hope we quack this case.

34. How do ducks make pancakes? They use Bis-quack!

35.. What’d the duck say when he dropped his plate? “I hope I didn’t quack it!”

36. Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.

37. What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Duck-umentaries.

38. What’s a duck’s favorite type of popcorn? Quacker Jacks.

39. Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk? She tripped on a quack.

40. Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.

41. What did the duck say to the banker? My bill is bigger than yours.

42. Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.

43. What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery? “You lucky duck!”

44. Why did the duck have to go to the auto shop? His windscreen was quacked!

45. What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

46. Which musician do ducks listen to the most? Drake.

47. What kind of eggs do bad ducks lay? Deviled eggs.

48. Why do ducks lay eggs? If they dropped them, they would break.

49. What do you call it when it’s raining chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.

50. Why did the duck cross the road? He was tied to the chicken.

51. Why did the duck end up in jail? He was selling quack.

52. Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.

53. What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.

54. What says "Quick, Quick"? A duck with the hiccups

55. Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.

56. What did the duck do after he read all these jokes? He quacked up.

57. What does a duck like to eat with soup? Quackers.

58. Why did the duck come home sick from the hospital? The doctor he saw was a quack!

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