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The Best and Most Funny Dad Jokes 2021!!!

Updated: Jun 30, 2021

Team Fanatics have put together this list of the most funniest dad jokes for 2021. So just sit back and try not to laughs so hard :-)

  • "A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."

  • "You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg."

  • "When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"

  • "I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know..."

  • "Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."

  • "That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted."

  • "Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them."

  • "What country's capital is growing the fastest?" "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."

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  • "I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea."

  • "Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines."

  • "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."

  • "A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'"

  • "I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate."

  • "Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist."

  • "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

  • "I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless."

  • "I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

  • "I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!"

  • "I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since."

  • "You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."

  • "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

  • "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

  • "What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

  • "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"

  • "What's the best smelling insect?" "A deodor-ant."

  • "I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice."

  • "Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!"

  • "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

  • "I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know."

  • "It takes guts to be an organ donor."

  • "If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?"

  • "I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it."

  • "What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta."

  • "What do you call a belt made of watches?" "A waist of time."

  • "What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?" "Traffic jam."

  • "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?" "Prime mates."

  • "Where do math teachers go on vacation?" "Times Square."

  • "Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers."

  • "What's a robot's favorite snack?" "Computer chips."

  • "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."

  • "Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."

  • "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

  • "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."

  • "Why are piggy banks so wise?" "They're filled with common cents."

  • "Why is Peter Pan always flying?" "He neverlands."

  • "How do you get a good price on a sled?" "You have toboggan."

  • "How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?" "By its bark."

  • "I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."

  • "It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa."

  • "Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."

  • "Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

  • "Can February March? No, but April May!"

  • "How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!"

  • "Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."

  • "What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream."

  • "I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."

  • "When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."

  • "What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."

  • "I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!"

  • "Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."

  • "Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb."

  • "Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island."

  • "Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends."

  • "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."

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