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62 Short Jokes that will make you laugh so hard

Updated: Jun 17, 2021

Every one needs a good laugh sometimes...

Have you ever started to tell a joke only to forget the punchline halfway through? While the forgetfulness could be funny on its own, no one wants to suffer through the embarrassment of messing up a good joke, especially if it’s one of the funniest jokes of all time. Sometimes you need to get a quick laugh on demand and what better way to do it than with one of these short jokes? You can pull these out of your back pocket when you’re in need of something funny on the fly along with the funniest one-liners, some “what do you call?” jokes, and even something to get the small folks giggling with these short jokes for kids.

  1. What building in New York has the most stories? The public library!

  2. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

  3. Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

  4. What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!

  5. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

  6. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

  7. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

  8. What do dentists call X-rays? Tooth pics.

  9. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

  10. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

  11. Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? Mount Rushmore.

  12. Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed!

  13. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.

  14. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.

  15. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

  16. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is apparent.

  17. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

  18. How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.

  19. Why should you never trust stairs? They are always up to something.

  20. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

  21. How do you look for Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the fresh prints.

  22. Where do beef burgers go to dance? The meatball.

  23. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

  24. If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re usually 90 degrees.

  25. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”

  26. I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  27. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

  28. Which bird has the worst manners? Mocking birds.

  29. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

  30. I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

  31. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!

  32. How does NASA organize a party? They planet.

  33. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.

  34. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire

  35. Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

  36. Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”

  37. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? The don’t meet the koalafications.

  38. Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

  39. Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the moo-vies!

  40. Why don’t ants ever get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.

  41. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

  42. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

  43. Where do polar bears keep their money? A snowbank.

  44. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

  45. What mouse walks on two feet? They answer: Mickey Mouse

  46. What duck walks on two feet? They say: Donald Duck! No! All ducks, silly!

  47. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

  48. Want to hear a roof joke? The first one’s on the house.

  49. What is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs? They say: Bologna? This isn’t bologna, but a serious question.

  50. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

  51. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

  52. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

  53. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter? Patty!

  54. What do you call a bear with no ears? A “B”!

  55. Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed.

  56. What language do pigs speak? Swine language.

  57. What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

  58. Where to spaghetti and sauce go to dance? The meat ball.

  59. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!

  60. Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

  61. What time do you go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty.

  62. Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.

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